Bump off! Of course we’ve got this absolute chopper. Sausage, pepperoni, ham, bacon. We know your broad will love it.

If you think pineapple doesn't belong on pizza... We will see you in the hot squat, sir. Our Hawaiian has the finest pineapple, ham, and bacon.

You know we made it big time with this one. Pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, onions, bell pepper, and mushroom.

If you rib on our vegetarian option… you’ll get a slug right in the kisser, sweetheart. There ain't a broad out there who doesn't love this one. Ricotta cheese, broccoli, mushroom, and bell pepper.

A true silk hat… fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, and classic tomato sauce.

Up and Up, I would turn down a thinner for this one. Diced chicken, buffalo sauce, and mozzarella. Don’t tell my lulu!

You really need me to describe this one? BACON CHICKEN RANCH! I swear we only get lushers in this joint.

One is all you get. Ask for more and you’ll get a dizzy stick.

Ok fine, two it is. True house work you’ve done.

Alright, I like you. Any amount of toppings you want, Mack.

Flordia folk love this one. Like a normal slice but the sauce is to the rims. Any more sauce and you’ll be in bracelets.

All I gotta say… you won’t need a nightcap tonight. This slice is an absolute monster, and I ain’t talking about a big rod.